bring it.
Mar10
at the salon
relaxing
calm
friendly
chatting
sharing
herbal tea
and
stories
until
he
arrived
full of self
all pomp
and
circumstance
and
said things
to his stylist
like
i’m a writer
for the university
i prefer whiskey
only the finest
you probably
wouldn’t have heard of
the bands i prefer
i had an outing
with a large group
of my friends
this is my first haircut
since i’ve moved here
you should feel honored
and
he was young
and already
so filled up
having to prove something
to the world
and himself
and it went
on and on
so full
of false importance
and then
his patient stylist
opened a door
to get something
and
a head rolled out
and
he looked
and
he shrieked
and
his wall
fell down
just a bit
and the
rest of us
laughed
and
laughed
for a long time
and
the man
was quiet.
—-
avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls,
your ego goes with it.
– colin powell
—
image credits: getty images, flickr
the known facts:
nacho the cat not the food
guarding his ‘catch’
a large unbaked potato
now missing a few bites
and partially peeled
on the stairs
the still-unanswered questions:
not sure
why
or
how
just
left
to
wonder
and
be
impressed.
—
without mysteries, life would be very dull indeed.
what would be left to strive for if everything were known?
– charles de lint
(actual brick, not the frozen chili brick, but a very close resemblance)
—
it was a blustery night
mg and i had gone out early for a bit
then later
as we settled in
for a movie
and a place on the couch
in warm pajamas
we had the great idea
to make
something
to eat
that was
‘quick ‘n easy’
we were
too tired
to even
make sandwiches
and
that’s when
we found it
the massive
frozen brick of leftover chili
the perfect solution
no effort involved
no trouble at all
but
first
we had to get it out
of it’s plastic container
and thought
it would pop right out
but
it was frozen solid to the sides
we used hot water
and knives
and all kinds of sharp objects
and we wrestled with it
and looked for the scissors
to cut the container
off of it
and finally
coaxed it out
and
into the pan
where it refused
to return to it’s original form
and we scraped it
and flipped it
and splashed stuff all over
and tried to chop it up
and chipped away at it
yet
the brick held fast
and i wished
we had
a blowtorch
and we were almost sweating
from all the exertion
and we could not stop laughing
at this quick ‘n easy solution
and i heard things like:
‘maybe a sandwich would have been easier after all’
and
‘i think we’re making some headway with the edges’
and
we laughed even harder
as it steamed
and simmered
and sputtered
and finally:
‘i want to be positive and not negative, but there is still a lot of it that is frozen…’
and
it held fast
and we decided to walk away for a time
and when we returned
it had
somehow
transformed
back
to its
liquid state of being
at last
and
we poured it into bowls
and it was hot as all get up
and our tongues were on fire
and it
hadn’t exactly been
‘quick ‘n easy’
but
it was so worth it.
——
leftovers in their less visible form are called memories.
stored in the refrigerator of the mind and the cupboard of the heart.
-thomas fuller
we trained together for a year
to be ready
for a long
3-day event
for charity
and
we thought
it would
also
make us healthier
in the process.
***
except that
we weren’t
the most natural
or best
walkers/runners
but we pushed on
and for
many, many days
we walked
through town
or
in the countryside
or
on the road
or
inside the mall
with
the hardcore seniors
during blizzards
or
anywhere we could find
an open space.
***
then one day
upon arriving at a park
for another training day
we saw a race beginning
and
on a whim
we decided
to start late
and join in
at the back
just for practice
and
we somehow
started moving up
in spite of ourselves
slowly but surely
until we were
near
the front of the pack
and suddenly
out of the blue
i got crazily competitive
not my usual mindset
at all
and i yelled out
‘i can take them!’
as i raced past
the front two people.
****
okay,
so
they happened to be
a very elderly man
and
a person with a noticeable limp
and
i
won the race
and
got a gold medal and a massage and a granola bar
and
i felt like
forrest gump
just dropping
into
the middle
of something
and
somehow
winning
by accident
and
it was
that moment of
crazy heart
that
made me unstoppable
and i’m sorry to have run past you –
people who thought you were going to win
and were in the front
and i know
you were old and infirm
but at last
i had found my pace
and my tribe
and
it was
quite a day.
****
—
image credits: flickr.com
it seemed like a good idea at the time
it was science
and
they were to be
our class pets
i ordered the eggs from smithsonian
sea monkeys
aka
triops
aka
prehistoric sea monsters
i heeded the warnings
and got the kinders
very excited
and
followed the directions
exactly
then we waited
for them to hatch
their birthday
was to be
in three days
and
then
nothing happened
and
still
nothing happened
the eggs
had failed to hatch
and we
said goodbye to them
and i
ceremoniously
flushed their water
down the toilet
then
today
there was an ‘incident’
when one of my colleagues
was using the restroom in the hallway
first
strange noises were heard
then
a volcanic eruption
of color
and
water
and
who knows what
happened
and
she ran away
shrieking
and then
the experts
were called in
an out of order sign went up
and
there were men
and tools
and water
and i guess
prehistoric sea monster fighting weapons
of some sort
and now
i picture them
somehow
having
come to life
mutating
giants
and
taking over
the entire sewer system
but
it could
just be a coincidence
i hope.
——–
there are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them.
-andre gide
or does anyone else
see the irony
in
a 10-minute limit
for parking
at a post office?
why do they
threaten us
with an
unknown
punishment
(maybe having to work a shift there?)
if we are
still parked in their lot
after 10 minutes
and then
force us
to stand in line
for 45 minutes?
—-
the federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service.
i could lose your mail for half of that.
– pat paulsen
—
credits: many thanks to my boyfriend, marc for sharing the ironies in life with me.