Tag Archives: internet

Sep12

net worth.

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no one is happy when their internet goes out

but i am always amused

by the list

of my neighbors’ router names

that scroll  by

when trying

to get mine up and running again.

last night’s winners were:

billclinternet

thelanisterssendtheirregards

routerihardlyknewher

some people are so clever

my goal was

to create a name i would remember

 now if feel that i’m letting them all down a bit.

not giving back.

 

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‘the internet is a great way to get on the net.’

-bob dole, former republican senator and presidential candidate

 

 

 

 

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image credit: google images

 

Mar19

bourbon and boots. (what about the kinders and kittens?)

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so funny that this brand targeted me

as a demographic match

  a potential interested buyer of their products

based upon my personal interests on Facebook.

apparently i appear to be

a whiskey/bourbon drinking

gun toting

engraved glass collecting

john wayne type.

and a southern lady.

(i guess i am from the south, if you consider michigan “the south”

in relation to the border we share with canada)

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“the internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication

since the invention of call waiting.”

-dave barry

 

Dec27

last days.

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“your modem has seen its last days.”

these are the words

that two different

comcast/xfinity customer service phone helper elves

uttered to me

when i read them the 267 digits and a couple of random letters

imprinted on the back of my modem

and described

what it was/was not doing

is this grim prognosis part of the script?

we then went through

a series of modem exercises

as a last ditch effort

to try to revive it

all were hit or miss

all to no avail

until it was confirmed

at last

that it had indeed

passed on

so

 we scheduled an appointment

to have an elf come and remove the old one

to replace it with

a new, younger and more glamorous model

though we had no history

and i feared it would never be the same.

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“technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.”

-aldous huxley

Oct11

a watched pot.

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the trojan room coffee pot – action shot

  the trojan room coffee pot was a coffee machine located next to the old computer lab of the university of cambridge, england, which in 1991 provided the inspiration for the world’s first webcam.

to save people working in the building the disappointment of finding the coffee machine empty, after making the trip to the room, a camera was set up, providing a live picture of the coffee pot to all desktop computers on the office network. after the camera was connected to the internet, a few years later, the coffee pot gained international notoriety as a feature of the fledging world wide web, until it was retired in 2001.

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“a watched pot never boils…. but it does develop paranoia”

― josh stern

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credits: cambridge university