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About beth

Ann Arbor-ite writes about enjoying life with all of its ironies and surprises.

marvelous.

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what a birthday for grandie j

on an afternoon spent with family and friends at

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imagine a mash-up of

barnum and bailey

music

guiness book of records memorabilia

carnivals, cotton candy, prize tickets

vintage

coin-operated animatronics, mechanical games

and

collections of very imaginable oddity

along with some 

you could never imagine. 

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it was a boy’s dream come true.

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“once a person has all the things they need to live, everything else is entertainment.”
-neal stephenson

conversation.

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“reading is a conversation. all books talk. but a good book listens as well.”

– mark haddon

every dino has his day.

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t-rex  heads into the weekend with a broken claw, an avengers bandaid, and a few less teeth-

but still standing.

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“you know, hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.”
― bill watterson – calvin and hobbes

fire and ice.

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just chillin’ in the polar ice cave

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when quite suddenly

a firefighter

from out of nowhere

makes a daring rescue

and

enters stage left.

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“it’s more fun to experience things when you don’t know what’s going to happen.”

-louis c. k.

face off.

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detroit red wings face off during hockey night in motown

last season at joe louis arena

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“a good hockey player plays where the puck is. a great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be. “

-wayne gretzky 

organized.

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m organized the world according to the animals.

some live in the water, some with grass and trees, some with sand and stone, and some with snow and ice. 
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“science is organized knowledge. wisdom is organized life.”

-immanuel kant

glam.

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left wondering

how this sizable and colorful bra

ended up in the bag of children’s dress-up clothes

just sitting there quietly

mixed amongst

the mermaid, the dragon, and the cowboy gear

and who it might belong to.

all i know for sure is that

there is a story in here somewhere. 

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“i have never been bored an hour in my life.

i get up every morning wondering what new strange glamorous thing is going to happen

and it happens at fairly regular intervals.

-william allen white

* kemst po haegt fari.

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                                        in iceland, drawing a map on your mail works just as well as an address

iceland is a magical place, where peace reigns and elves dictate where roads can be built and a mcDonald’s burger can end up in the country’s national museum. it’s also the kind of place where if you don’t know the address where you want your mail to go, you can just draw a map, as condé nast traveler reports.

a tourist looking to mail an envelope to a farm in the village of búðardalur in western iceland didn’t know the proper postal address, so instead, the visitor just drew a sketch of the location. the outside of the letter included pertinent details like the town name, descriptions like “a horse farm with an icelandic/danish couple and 3 kids and a lot of sheep” and the fact that “the danish woman works in a supermarket in búðardalur.” the envelope mapped out local highway routes and bodies of water in relation to the farm. it also included a hefty “takk fyrir!,” icelandic for “thank you.” the letter departed from reykjavik, and by the grace of very patient icelandic postal workers, did end up at its intended destination, the hólar farm and petting zoo. it must be quite the place to earn such dedication from its visitors.
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* kemst þó hægt fari.
translation: you will reach your destination even though you travel slowly.
english equivalent: we rode slow, but we ride sure.

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source: Íslands, Landsbókasafn (1980). Árbók. Bókasafnið

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credits: mentalfloss.com-shaunacy ferro, conde-nast magazine, steina matt (image)