try to be on time
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“maybe i shouldn’t have had breakfast at denny’s”
-jordan kent
Jan8
Tag Archives: humor
Dec20
inside edition.
side eye and some intense discussion going on at a recent meeting
as co-editors in chief olive and yeti make the tough calls.
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insider exclusive – behind the scenes backstory of ididnthavemyglasson.wordpress.com:
before each and every time i post a blog
i am subjected to the scrutiny of my photo editorial board
who can be
exacting and my most challenging critics
or
supportive and my most passionate champions
often made to defend my choices
i am never sure how it will go.
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“they can’t censor the gleam in my eye.”
charles laughton
Dec15
the 3 wise guys.
you never know quite when and where these sages will appear, but they always have something to say.
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yeti the yeti- “when no one else does, believe in yourself.”
geoffrey the giraffe – “giraffes are awesome, i am awesome, therefore i am giraffe.”
marty the zebra – “life is not all black and white.”
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Dec14
managing.
our one and only whole group shot.
while some may appear less than engaged
we are all really into it.
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so excited to receive my facebook stats for the group i manage
i’ve really made inroads and quadrupled our membership
it began with just one (me) and now has grown to four!
we may not be the most active
but we sure have that team spirit
and it’s clear
i was born to manage.
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Facebook Groups you manage:
love horrible made for tv movies
Public group
last active 12 years ago
4 members
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“management is above all, a practice where art, science, and craft meet.”
-henry mintzberg
Nov14
update.
the moment i hit the ‘update’ button
i am instantly
seized by regret
remembering/realizing/knowing
at some point
in the process
it will get stuck loading
some passwords won’t survive
random things
will be in different colors
found in new places
new languages could play a role
as i await the update on my updates
the countdown until it’s complete will continue slowly, sporadically, and take until near-forever
but in the end
at least my garage band app will be current and my gas stove controls may be linked to my podcast list
so that’s something.
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“to err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.”
-paul ehlrich (american scientist)
Oct5
piece of my art.
the cats have done it again
(the most likely suspects)
a long while after putting my latest puzzle away
without finding a missing piece
they have left a piece at my feet
now all i have to do is find their secret lair
where i may discover a treasure trove
of all of my missing ‘one-pieces.’
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“sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box.”
-dixie waters
Aug25
no mo’ venmo.
vs.
coming up on the 4-month mark
of an ongoing battle with venmo
can’t even begin to tell the story in short form
truly the perfect storm of events.
after talking, live chatting, and e-mailing
landon, santiago, elizabeth, miguel, ren, sacha, and abby
i won’t say which low-budget model above
most resembles me in the match
but i will say there is no doubt i am winning.
p.s.
i wonder if team venmo is posting a blog today
with our pictures
saying there is no doubt they are winning.
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“i don’t like customer service because i don’t believe the customer should have to pay and help out too.”
-jarod kintz
Aug23
perfume and purse dirt.
yes, i found this old piece of gum
on the bottom of my purse
half-opened with glittery stuff and crumbs of unknown origin stuck to it
what might you find in the bottom of your/your mother’s purse?
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“when your mom gives you a pre-ripped half piece of doublemint gum
and it tastes like perfume and purse dirt. “
– author unknown
Aug19
crap.
classy crap boutique – keepin’ the c in classy-
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“as long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.”
-dick cavett
Aug4
krabby!
not sure this is the best brand name and marketing plan
or that there was a focus group….
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“these were such friendly people, they didn’t notice how crabby we were, and before you knew it everyone was as happy as they were.”
-nora raleigh baskin
I didn't have my glasses on.... 