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image credit: grammarly.com
with the absence of my carpool mate
due to the arrival of her newest bambino
i attempted to fill my commute time
with my personal repertoire
of all things musical
every known
genre and format
then
sports rants
in-car karaoke singing
thoughtful npr shows
science
politics
mindless morning shows
when
i remembered
audio books
the iliad
seemed
the perfect candidate
a story
i read under duress
long ago
yet remembered
nothing of
i decided
to give it
a second chance
it was an incredible odyssey for me
filled
with drama
and matched wits
and dialogue
long forgotten
“you are a bitch, unparalleled.”
“i will offer you 3 fine horses and a chariot or a woman who will sleep with you.”
“my wife, the goddess, defies me out of habit.”
not unlike reality tv shows
but much better written
with humor
and grace
and honor
and ego
and pride
and emotion
and death
and rituals
and flashy armor
and sumptuous meals
and lusty sex
and days off from fighting
for celebrations
and memorials
and just for rest
and always
the behind the scenes manipulations
with gods
and mortals
mixing it up
all trying
to find their way
figure out life
win their battles
much like the rest of us
and
i grew to love the story
all fourteen discs of it
through
rain
dark
sunrises
traffic jams
accidents
highway miles
sunsets
high winds
i looked forward to it
every day
as i began to understand
who all the
‘son of, maker of, and those whose names all ended with the letter s’
characters were
how they were connected
when it all ended
i was left wanting more
and
if only
homer had
written another
epic poem
he could have called it
“the odyssey”
oh, he did.
and
i can’t wait.
the journey has been incredible from its beginning.
– sidney poitier
MATILDA WORMWOOD
from roald dahl’s ‘matilda’. not that matilda is only interested in children’s books – before she even gets to school, she’s onto adult classics such as ernest hemingway’s ‘the old man and the sea’ and ‘nicholas nickleby’ by charles dickens. an avid reader who manages to outsmart the horrible miss trunchbull? well, of course we love matilda.
‘I’ve always said to myself that if
a little pocket calculator
can do it why shouldn’t I?’
– matilda wormwood
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credits: roald dahl
lovely spot tucked away in the city
site of a
beautiful brunch
and
meeting of
b.a.d.a.s.s.
(books and drinks and samba society)
women (and a random piñata) of all ages and occupations
talking about books
and
life
and
sports
and
adventures
and
entertainment
and
true crime
and
politics
and
sharing many laughs
and
friendship
and
good food
and
meeting new and interesting people
sharing the piñata head
and
in what seemed
much too short a time
everyone was off
in different directions
some
to see flashdance one more time
others
to watch sports
and some
continued the celebration elsewhere
after this wonderful beginning to the day.
Author, Ermine Cnningham, ( known to wordpress bloggers as: Ermigal from ‘odds and ends from ermigal) https://ermigal.wordpress.com – has written a wonderful and lively romp, “Pretend You Know What You’re Doing – My Voyage From Teacher to Humor Writer.” In this sweet and funny book, Ermine offers up her tale, a mix of prose and blog posts, chronicling the story of how she grew to be the hilarious and well-rounded, (in a positive Italian way), woman she is today. I was lucky enough to have an early read and am happy to invite you to share in the fun.
Her book is available through amazon.com and erminecunningham.com.
Laugh ‘Til Your Meatballs Fall Apart (My Amazon review below)
Ermine Cunningham, retired teacher, and now, humor writer, and woman of the world, has written this hilarious book that will keep you laughing from beginning to end. She chronicles her bumpy journey, through trial and error, into the worlds of teaching, corporate working, dating, being part of an Italian family and beginning her own family. Once she has mastered all of these, she finds herself in a completely new role, as a retiree, feeling her way through the world of volunteering, blogging, writer’s workshops, salsa dancing, and all sorts of new things. If you’re looking to laugh and to follow a positive and creative woman on her road trip through life, I highly recommend this book. You will not regret a second spent reading it, and you might even learn something, even if it’s just what not to do.
Beth