when you start the day
by adding the soup broth instead of the almond milk
into your morning coffee
you know that your spring break is truly over.
—
‘the detail is as important as the essential is. when it is inadequate, it destroys the whole outfit.”
-christian dior
that moment when you see your pilot
looking a bit world weary
after taking a spin
on the last chance
wheel of fortune
before boarding the plane.
—
“confidence cannot find a place wherein to rest in safety.”
-virgil
(united airlines 1st class – 747 flight in the 70s)
—
after booking an upcoming flight
i may have a few misplaced hopes and expectations
that this will be my experience in the air
—
“let your dreams outgrow the shoes of your expectations.”
-ryunosuke satoro
happy groundhog day – at last it all makes sense!
—
image credit: quotesgram
who is scam likely?
an old friend from elementary school?
someone i went to camp with?
an indy band?
someone i met at a carnival?
sam likely’s twin?
i’m not sure, but scam calls me often
he/she must feel rejected
as i never take their call.
—
“cats have a scam going- you buy the food,
they eat the food, they go away;
that’s the deal.”
– eddie izzard
yep, not me.
—
just wondering why my fitness app
is willing to measure
pole dancing but not pole vaulting
both involve strength and flying.
—
“i have tennis shoes with little rhinestones that I slip on if I exercise.
but I always wear heels, even around the house.
i’m such a short little thing,
i can’t reach my kitchen cabinets.”
-dolly parton
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photo credit: naviant health
not me, but the same look i get when i realize i’ve forgotten a part of my only joke, yet again.
—
i love to tell stories, laugh, talk, improv, and share amusing tid-bits
but for the life of me
i absolutely cannot tell a joke
forgetting a line
mixing up the order
messing up the punchline delivery
all that
and
i only have one joke
and that’s no joke.
—
“i don’t know how to tell a joke. i never tell jokes.
i can tell stories that happened to me… anecdotes.
but never a joke.”
-lucille ball
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image credit: pinterest
just a subtle reminder that
olive the cat not the martini garnish/editor at large/bon vivant
is always watching
ready to offer ‘worldly suggestions’ to improve my writing.
—
“you can observe a lot just by watching.”
-yogi berra
“the present is the ever-moving shadow that divides yesterday from tomorrow. in that lies hope.”
-frank lloyd wright
–
wishing you a happy new year, when midnight arrives in your part of the world
—
art credit: dan reynolds
for those who may be unsure
i’m going to just go ahead and say it:
a stop sign in not meant to be a suggestion.
(good thing there’s a backup here for a second chance to get it right)
—
‘if you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.”
-orson welles
I didn't have my glasses on.... 