think he may be from out of town too.
May31
met this big guy in a honky tonk in nashville….
think he may be from out of town too.
Tag Archives: humor
May29
this is know (now) about nashville.
1. the bullets & mullets store
2. cowboy church
3. dukes of hazard museum
4. goo goo clusters
5. honky tonks
6. live radio shows
7. southern stack breakfast – slow smoked pulled pork, sweet potato pancakes, fried apples, fried egg, home fries (pile it up, pour syrup on top, and go)
8. everything tastes better in a mason jar
9. full sized replica of the parthenon in the middle of a city park
10. washtub, washboard, spoons and other random household items band
11. mosey-ing is a speed you amble through life with
12. speak-easy’s still exist
each of these are part of life there and i love them all.
May27
when in doubt, ask the nashville balloon man for advice
this pretty much covers any life situation in which you may find yourself.
May26
waking up and putting on your red fringed cowgirl boots
there is nothing quite like it.
May26
fiddlin’ around in nashville
stompin’ n’ hootin’ at the grand ole opry!
May25
nuthin’ like a lil’ nashville blues ‘n bbqs to beat them damn bugs’ ass!
May24
when in doubt, fly south.
no, this is not another johnny cochran quote from that infamous trial, it is my motto for the day. another day, another day towards restoring my health. i’ve decided to go ahead and go on a long weekend getaway with my longtime girlfriends to the music friendly city of nashville, meds in tow, and super bugs be damned. i see this adventure as a sure to get well cure. i’ll keep you posted )
May23
when super bug worlds collide
my immune system must have been sleeping, for i woke up fighting strep throat and sinus infections simultaneously, both in hardcore aggressive mode. researched my prescribed antibiotic and now i’m feeling better at last, at least psychologically. here is what it is capable of fighting:
– strep throat
– sinusitis
– typhoid
– cholera
– lyme disease
– malaria
-and an festive variety of std’s
wow, who knew? i am now armed and ready to take on pretty much any disaster )
May17
things i learned in my kindergarten classroom today #2
it was camping day today and when the children checked out the cool bear cub our room, i was reminded of the different approaches that boys and girls each have to life. as the girls went up to it, they gently petted it and commented, ‘it’s so soft!’ as the boys approached it, they all bent their heads down to look under its legs and asked, ‘does it have a penis?’ and herein lies the difference –
May14
run for color!
it’s amazing how each year our little mother’s day celebrations get a just a bit more exciting than the last one. wonder what next year’s will look like?
I didn't have my glasses on.... 