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Jan2
kart.
i got a lovely holiday card from my dear friend
sharing all of her family’s news
including her oldest daughter
taking her driver’s ed training online
all i can picture is mario kart.
actual humans in tokyo, mario-karting on the road
clearly someone had the same vision.
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“most of american life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went.”
-john updike
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image credits: nintendo/mario kart, google images japan
Jan1
hope smiles.
Dec31
low key.
this year’s celebration is just going to be a low key affair
how will you be welcoming in the new year?
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“embrace curiosity, be open, playful, and persistent.”
-Debra Kaye, Red Thread Thinking: Weaving Together Connections
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image credit: pinterest vintage images, the pickle sisters vaudeville troupe, 1920s
Dec30
12 grapes.

A common story traces the tradition of the twelve lucky grapes, or uvas de la suerte, to grape farmers in Alicante, Spain, who suggested the idea when they had a surplus harvest to unload in the early 1900s. But according to food writer Jeff Koehler, newspaper articles about the tradition from the 1880 suggest it developed from Madrid’s bourgeoisie copying the French custom of drinking champagne and eating grapes on New Year’s Eve.
Either way, Spanish tradition eventually became a superstition that spread to Central and South America. Eating one grape at each of midnight’s 12 clock chimes guarantees you a lucky year—if and only if, you simultaneously ruminate on their significance. (Each grape represents an upcoming month.) If you fail to conscientiously finish your grapes by the time the clock stops chiming, you’ll face misfortune in the new year.
Superstitions tend to be specific, and uvas de la suerte is no different. Most Spaniards eat white Aledo grapes, which farmers in Alicante, Spain, protect from the sun, birds, and other pests by tying paper bags around as they grow. This process, which slows the grapes’ development and allows them to grow a finer skin, produces a grape that’s soft, ripe, and ready to be sold in twelve-packs in December. Now isn’t that lucky?
Dec29
boring.
the doctor asked me
the usual litany of questions
general health, lifestyle, habits, history, medical issues
she was excited to find that i was not on any medication
her happiness continued on through the list of ‘red flag’ questions
as i answered no, no, no, rarely, on special occasions, safely, long ago
heard myself reciting my answers
finally blurted out that i must be really boring
she told me that is exactly what doctors want to hear
i made her day, but now i’m left wondering how to kick it up a notch.
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“everybody’s life can be a movie but most of such movies will be boring!”
-mehmet murat ildan
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image credit: google images
Dec28
shape.
Dec27
all in.
Dec26
mix it up.
this sweet and treasured tiger
now has its own mask
making it even more special
there is an added joy in knowing that someone took the time
to design such a fun custom accessory for this much loved creature.
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“mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. it is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
-horace
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