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Author Archives: beth
Jan27
happy 178th birthday to my state of michigan
and thanks for being in a the shape of a mitten
so i can always show where i’m from
or where i’m going
or where i got lost
and thanks for both peninsulas
i love both of you
and thanks for being surrounded by the 5 great lakes so i never go thirsty
and for being so close to canada so i can travel internationally
i know you’ve had some rough years
but you look pretty good for your age
at least to me.
Jan26
run with your legs to be fast, run with your mind to be faster, run with your heart to be unstoppable. – aalaynah thompson
we trained together for a year
to be ready
for a long
3-day event
for charity
and
we thought
it would
also
make us healthier
in the process.
***
except that
we weren’t
the most natural
or best
walkers/runners
but we pushed on
and for
many, many days
we walked
through town
or
in the countryside
or
on the road
or
inside the mall
with
the hardcore seniors
during blizzards
or
anywhere we could find
an open space.
***
then one day
upon arriving at a park
for another training day
we saw a race beginning
and
on a whim
we decided
to start late
and join in
at the back
just for practice
and
we somehow
started moving up
in spite of ourselves
slowly but surely
until we were
near
the front of the pack
and suddenly
out of the blue
i got crazily competitive
not my usual mindset
at all
and i yelled out
‘i can take them!’
as i raced past
the front two people.
****
okay,
so
they happened to be
a very elderly man
and
a person with a noticeable limp
and
i
won the race
and
got a gold medal and a massage and a granola bar
and
i felt like
forrest gump
just dropping
into
the middle
of something
and
somehow
winning
by accident
and
it was
that moment of
crazy heart
that
made me unstoppable
and i’m sorry to have run past you –
people who thought you were going to win
and were in the front
and i know
you were old and infirm
but at last
i had found my pace
and my tribe
and
it was
quite a day.
****
—
image credits: flickr.com
Jan25
poetry is truth in its sunday clothes. – joseph roux
Jan23
you can’t create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings. – yeardley smith
it seemed like a good idea at the time
it was science
and
they were to be
our class pets
i ordered the eggs from smithsonian
sea monkeys
aka
triops
aka
prehistoric sea monsters
i heeded the warnings
and got the kinders
very excited
and
followed the directions
exactly
then we waited
for them to hatch
their birthday
was to be
in three days
and
then
nothing happened
and
still
nothing happened
the eggs
had failed to hatch
and we
said goodbye to them
and i
ceremoniously
flushed their water
down the toilet
then
today
there was an ‘incident’
when one of my colleagues
was using the restroom in the hallway
first
strange noises were heard
then
a volcanic eruption
of color
and
water
and
who knows what
happened
and
she ran away
shrieking
and then
the experts
were called in
an out of order sign went up
and
there were men
and tools
and water
and i guess
prehistoric sea monster fighting weapons
of some sort
and now
i picture them
somehow
having
come to life
mutating
giants
and
taking over
the entire sewer system
but
it could
just be a coincidence
i hope.
——–
there are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them.
-andre gide
Jan22
‘life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.’ – anais nin
then.
broiga and an abandoned joey who he named roger.
at the kangaroo rescue sanctuary in alice springs
now.
‘here’s my little boy roger today at sunset. he is standing on his tail, muscles flexed, looking me in the eye and ready to box! big male kangaroos are expert kick boxers. enjoy your boxing day.’
– broiga
—‘
credits: https://www.kangaroosanctuary.com
Jan21
enjoying the children’s nook upstairs at the local bookstore.
Jan20
happiness is not an ideal of reason, but of imagination. – immanuel kant
Jan19
as we celebrate the life of one hero, martin luther king –
Jan18
is it us?
or does anyone else
see the irony
in
a 10-minute limit
for parking
at a post office?
why do they
threaten us
with an
unknown
punishment
(maybe having to work a shift there?)
if we are
still parked in their lot
after 10 minutes
and then
force us
to stand in line
for 45 minutes?
—-
the federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service.
i could lose your mail for half of that.
– pat paulsen
—
credits: many thanks to my boyfriend, marc for sharing the ironies in life with me.


















