Tag Archives: humor

waiting at the cinco de mayo dance.

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i’m always hopeful.

i feel like I’m at the prom sitting against the wall

waiting for someone to ask me to dance.

-sarah dessen

avoid the ordinary.

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what i do on mondays.

and many times on other days too.

stumble not.

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traveling with my co-workers

to meet fellow educators

i was faced with a snap decision.

with one of us busy on her phone

working to get transportation from the airport

and the other already at the bottom

i suddenly realized i was left carrying two rolling bags.

while standing at the top of the moving stairs

and people piling up behind me.

i quickly did the math

and decided that:

me – one human

plus

they – two rolling bags

would probably not all

safely make it down at the same time.

so instead of a minus one situation

at the end of the equation

 i heaved my companion’s bag

right onto the escalator

all on it’s own

let it just gently bounce and roll down

figured it could take care of itself

alerted them to look out for it at the bottom

though when they looked up

they were too busy laughing

to realize the gravity of the situation

and somehow

it all ended well. 

humans and bags both

none the worse for wear.

survival instinct kicked in

at just the right moment.

and that is why we are teachers.

we are always learning.

i feel that i might be good in a landslide situation.

or a kindergarten classroom.

“let thy step be slow and steady, that thou stumble not.”

-ieyasu tokugawa

rescue.

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is it

a husky?

 polar bear?

sea lion?

penguin?

not sure exactly sure what breed this is,

but i’d be happy to rescue him any day.

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hot dog with condiments.

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in honor of our home opening 

detroit tigers baseball day

 the unexpected snow

and

the expected condiments.

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credits: the intelligent optimist, rk photo, detroit tigers

surprise.

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ks, my colleague and friend across the hall

was thinking ahead

and

preparing for the school year

when ordering the food

for her classroom’s fishtank.

there were two size options available.

hmmm… she thought,

i may as well get the one

that looks just a little bigger

it costs just a little more

 but i won’t have to buy it again

until later in the year.

once it arrived,

much to her surprise

it was a gargantuan version

of the little fish food jar

we’re all so used to seeing.

it kind of looked

like an overblown prank prop.

but it was real.

i think it will last quite a while.

i think it may outlast her little fish.

and even if she retires in 30 years,

it may outlast her teaching career.

it may be her legacy.

most things in life come as a surprise. – lykke li

unhappy meal?

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took grandie j to get a kiddie meal

and

it came in this creepy bag.

it seemed an odd choice

for young children.

how many kids are terrified of this?

or their grandmothers? 

i really did try to cover up my fear. )

“where the fear is, happiness is not.”

– seneca (4 BC-65) roman philosopher and playwright.

when humor goes, there goes civilization. – erma bombeck

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outdoor outfitter’s approach to crime stopping.

a deterrent for some – a draw for others?

1st of april.

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here cometh april again,

and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

-charles lamb

image credit: vintage french postcard – pinterest.com

searching.

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‘you know you’re a mom/grandmom

when you help the kids search for

the candy you ate last night.’

credits: freshlypicked.com, pinterest