‘you know you’re a mom/grandmom
when you help the kids search for
the candy you ate last night.’
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credits: freshlypicked.com, pinterest
Mar28
Tag Archives: humor
Mar26
saturday in bed.
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image credit: purpleclover.com
Mar25
character.
fellow zoo visitor
gets into character
for the big day
and
i have to say
i was impressed.
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i like to think of myself as a character actor,
though there’s some redundancy in that.
– jeff bridges
Mar17
how green is my valley?
never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness,
but come down into the green valleys of silliness.
– ludwig wittgenstein
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happy st. patrick’s day
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image credit: dailyedge
Mar15
mischief.
rescue joey makes mischief.
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“when a child is locked in the bathroom with water running
and he says he’s doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. ”
― erma bombeck
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image credit: the kangaroo sanctuary alice springs, australia
Mar12
“litter-acy.”
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credit: mentalfloss magazine
Mar11
heinous meatballs, my neighbor.
lost my wi-fi connection
at home
went to log on again
and
noticed that the choices
were interesting:
shakespeare
superglue
buzzard
sharkman
and my favorite:
heinous meatballs.
i love my neighbors.
Mar5
dollars to donuts.
m and f in training at just one of our family businesses.
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at our size you can grow 10- 20 billion dollars a year,
absolutely you can.
– Charles Holley
Mar3
go slow.
go slow reminder sign
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with the world spinning by
and the kinders
always moving so fast
(with frequent collateral damage)
we decided
to try slowing things down a bit
so
they painted signs as reminders
practiced spelling and saying it
posted them around the room
first day –
one hit his head
because he
‘decided to jump backwards’
one fell down
while stretching and balancing
on a shaky stool
one banged something
when skipping down the hall.
we’re still working out the details.
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wisely, and slow. they stumble that run fast.
– william shakespeare
Feb29
leap.
vintage japanese mikuni wind-up tin rabbit, mid-leap.
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happy leap day. according to 30 Rock,
which is an authority on these matters:
anything that happens today, didn’t.
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credits: pinterest, nbctv
I didn't have my glasses on.... 