Category Archives: humor

playing chicken.

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as merely an observer of the event

I’d have to guess

that she when she arrived at the store

 perhaps with the intention

of buying a tea towel

she did not plan to leave

with a giant metal chicken

and may have even worried

that if she did not buy it today

someone else might come along

and find

they too could not live without it

one day longer.

life is funny that way.

 

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‘buying involves decision-making.

it’s a performance activity, like sports or acting.’

-mark goulston

funny first.

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such an interesting mix at lunch

sugar cookies, grated parmesan cheese, and red pepper flakes

it made me wonder a bit

when I inquired I was told 

the cheese and peppers were there

because they were serving Italian food in the kitchen

and the cookies were there

because this was their new location

and I kind of loved

the ‘no logical reason’ reason for the combination

it made it even better

and why not after all?

 

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“things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that’s awesome.”

-john mulaney

noted.

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no more need be said.

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“cars are the sculptures of our everyday lives.”

-chris bangle

strive.

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morning yoga at the farmers’ market.

what I passed as I drove by

on my way to get bagels.

it’s all about balance.

some days it’s yoga and organic veggies

in the morning light.

other days it’s drinking a latte

and eating a chocolate chip bagel

with whipped cream cheese

while wearing the yoga pants you woke up in.

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“extremes are easy. strive for balance.”

-colin wright

shark!!!

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not sure how it all went down

but there was just half of a shark

left behind at a local pizza joint

there must have been one battle royale

and I wonder what happened to the other guy.

 

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“we should be afraid of sharks half as much as sharks should be afraid of us.”

-peter benchley, author – jaws

kakimi.

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late night friends chatting about the current state of things.

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“kakimi chertyami oni viigrali holodnuyu voinu?”

this translates roughly to:

“how the hell did these people win the cold war?” 

― dave barry, big trouble

 

 

 

 

 

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image credit: kellydbrown

only drama.

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and the rest should stay back?

 

sign found by the parent drop-off circle

at my school in the morning.

 from a class the night before

but it works in the morning too.

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“you cannot have the drama without comedy.”

-tommy wiseau

being yourself.

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after visiting grandma’s house with no worry that you’ll catch a cold.

 

“fashion is about dressing according to what’s fashionable.

style is more about being yourself.”

-oscar de la renta 

 

after visiting grandma’s house and ?

i truly admire their spirit and they look so happy.

 

 

 

 

 

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image credits: crafty momma.com (dogs), google images (humans)

your guest’s is as good as mine.

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that moment

at the faculty party

when you get ready to leave

and go to pick up your coat

only to realize

that everyone has

a long, dark, down, winter coat

so you make a best guess choice.

 

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“confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not understood.”

-henry miller

around again.

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if you have eaten the above, you are my contemporary.

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 here i go, around again

another trip around the sun

 happy to say i’m still here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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google images