fear and hope are alike underneath. –
richard ford
that i
ran up
the stairs
to my
cozy
loft bedroom
with the
slanted ceilings
and i
was
so happy
to be there
that i
jumped into bed
just like
in the movies
with piles of
warm soft blankets
and
pillows
waiting for me
but
somehow
my head
went first
and i
jumped into
the slanted ceiling
instead
then i
fell into bed
holding my head
and wondering
would i
wake up?
and i
saw a few stars
though i
don’t have a skylight
so i
wrote down
two questions
to ask myself
to check on
my
potential concussion
who is the president?
what is your name?
that’s what
they always ask
in the movies
but i
forgot
to wake up
to ask them of myself
and i
forgot
to write down the answers
how
would i
ever know
if i
got them right?
all
that i
do know for sure
is
that i
woke up
with
a giant bump
of some kind
on my head
don’t let your head get in the way of your hearts direction…
– daniel engelbrecht
—
image credits: wbur.org, pinterest.com
not me or anyone i know,
but we do share the same room painting technique.
—
paint project
in
my loft bedroom
up high in the cottage
paint clothes on
sweat pants with lost drawstring
falling down
somehow rear end
gets painted
and
lying back
on my tarp covered bed
moved to the center of the room
painting
the low arched ceiling above
paint on my face
in my ears
in my hair
nacho the cat not the food
crying downstairs
the whole time
finally coming up
getting wet paint on him
tracking downstairs
must have been
raised by
depressed
coyotes
he does not meow
like a cat
it is more of a
soulful mourning
bug flies
into the whirlwind
and creates
a textured wall
head hit
on angled walls
time and time again
arms covered
in splatter
i stand
on tippy-toes
balanced precariously
on the edge of the stairs
to reach tiny corners
paint dripping and drying
on wood floor in kitchen below
chip it off
curtain downstairs
taken off
to avoid paint
but
rod broken in process
painting quickly
before the dark of night
when it’s impossible to see up there
in the mood lighting
wow
that’s a lot of color
i can’t wait
to see it
in the daylight
out of paint
put empty can in car
paint gets on seats
goo be gone
leaves a mark
i’ve decided
not to become
a professional
house painter
—
‘one must act in painting as in life, directly.’ -pablo picasso
when i went
to pick out the carpeting
for my bedroom
up in the cozy loft
of the cottage
the woman
helping me
asked
all of
the relevant questions
including
‘is it a high traffic area?’
i looked her in the eye
and
just couldn’t help myself
when i answered
‘well, i am single and it is my bedroom, so wouldn’t that be funny if i said yes?’
she stopped for a minute
looked back at me
with a confused expression
and checked something off on her paper
i’d love to see her notes
—-
it is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use,
from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
– thomas aquinas
by far
my favorite question
when
purchasing
life insurance
was
‘are you in a rodeo?’
and
i had
to laugh out loud
for
i’m not a fan
of rodeos
i feel for the animals
and have no desire
to be
thrown from anything
to rope anything
to be around clowns
in any capacity
i must
look like
a
rodeo gal.
there are worse things in life than death.
have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
– woody allen
—
image credit: mycomic.com
kind
funny
energetic
and
mother of
five wonderful
small children
including
a set of twins
posted this picture
today
along with this message:
“Yep, So, this just happened. Another adventure for the M family!! So much for the other chores that have been piling up. I got this beautiful heart from my scout troop as a thank you at the end of this year. I had it on a shelf above the toilet. I think a cat knocked it off and into the toilet. I guess the heart is made of concrete, because it is completely unscathed . The toilet on the other hand….” – n.m.
i have to admit
i laughed until i cried
when i saw this
she was okay with that
i’m so happy
to know her
and
i blame
the girl scouts
—-
“i love people who make me laugh. i honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh.
it cures a multitude of ills. it’s probably the most important thing in a person.”
― audrey hepburn