happy national nacho day
to all of the nachos in my life
nacho the food not the cat
einstein explaining the theory of nachos
—
you have all made my life so much better
ready for round two
today
of
parent teacher conferences
last night
when
we shared our stories
and
they shared their stories
we really
learned a lot
about their children
and
they really
learned a lot
about their children
and
it all fit together
and
we all shared
some great laughs
hope
we
learn just as much today
and
laugh just as much today
—-
every truth has four corners:
as a teacher i give you one corner,
and it is for you to find the other three.
– confucius
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image credit: scott norton taylor
(not us)
—
at the dentist’s office
a place of trepidation
for me
waiting
waiting
waiting
when
snoop dogg’s look-alike
walks in
sits down
seems
high
as a kite
i text
sittin’ with snoop
just chillin’
guess we each have our way
of dealing with the fear
for me it’s gas
for snoop
it’s grass
he texts
probably saying
sittin’ with martha stewart
just cookin’
—
i invented ‘it’s a good thing’ before you were even born.
– martha stewart
in 1924, the akron candy company developed a small hard candy on a stick. and when it came to naming it, the sales manager came up with “dum dums” because he thought that kids would be able to say it. simple, colorful, and cheap, dum dums soon became an institution.
and on to the mystery –
have you ever wondered why some dum dums have wrappers with question marks where the flavor is normally printed? this was a marketing idea that made production run more smoothly and eating them more fun. the mystery flavor pop is a mixture of two flavors that come together when the end of one batch of candy meets the beginning of the next batch. rather than shutting down to clean it out between flavors, they made pops out of the combination of flavors – the tail end of the old, and the beginning of the new. the candy lines keep running, and the mystery flavor pops are a surprise treat every time.
p.s. for me, this was kind of like finding out about the tooth fairy. if you still believe, tell yourself that you never read this.
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credit: mentalfloss magazine